Fellow Lords take note: This is the safety net most commonly used by Ellen Page Pedophiles. "She's in her twenties, so it's OK for me to be attracted to her." Yet most EPPs opt out of mentioning that the attraction to her nymphean qualities preceded their knowledge that being attracted to her was acceptable. Congratulations, pervert. I am not familiar with the particulars of Drog's exploits, I just know that he chose to share these questionable anecdotes in a forum that he knows is populated by vocal, antagonistic misanthropes. All I know is what Drog tells us. In this installment, he got his back beat by a small Asian female whose age may range from 17-20 years and who took the initiative to offer her services to him. This sounds about as up-and-up as one of these bizarre stories can sound.